Archive for the 'dating disasters' Category

A TMI Thursday Limerick

February 18, 2010

TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.

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The following is a true story, told directly from the featured woman to a very reliable source, and re-told by me, in the form of a limerick.
There once was a girl named May
She was very “full-figured,” I’d [...]

I’m baaack with a ’short’ TMI story

December 9, 2009

It’s TMI Thursday!
TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.

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During my most recent stint as a single woman, I discovered the wonderful world of internet dating.  I met lots of fun guys, who will eventually make excellent fodder for more dating disasters, but for now, [...]

I hear the train a comin’; it’s rollin’ ’round the bend

November 2, 2009

Sometimes, reminiscing, for me anyway, is like watching a train wreck that’s about to happen. You know what’s going to happen; you’ve already lived it. But you’re helpless to stop it.

A short one (no pun intended)

October 28, 2009

Once upon a time, I was on the dating scene.  I’ve mentioned a few of those dates er…disasters….here.  This one is a brief story about Mel. 
Mel was a super-popular guy in high school.  Translation – he did not know I was alive.  Fast forward to early adulthood, and I run into Mel at a bar.  [...]

You wanna what my what??

October 14, 2009

Ok.  So enough of the Debbie Downer crap.  I’m about to dazzle you with a tale of dating, buttered rolls, and french fries.  This is about my date with Enzo.
Enzo was a friend of a friend, with whom I was ’set up.’  He was going through a divorce, and I told our mutual friend, Cindy, that [...]

Losing it (sort of)

October 8, 2009

TMIT rules: It’s a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

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So today I’m posting my inaugural “dating [...]

Strong warning: Eat slowly until you get use to your lip piercing

October 1, 2009

This is a story about…let’s call her “Brynn.” And about sex. And peircings.