Archive for the 'dating disasters' Category
February 18, 2010
TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.
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The following is a true story, told directly from the featured woman to a very reliable source, and re-told by me, in the form of a limerick.
There once was a girl named May
She was very “full-figured,” I’d [...]
Categories: Guest Appearances, TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, dirty ho, how to lose a man, love, premarital sex, romance, things we do for love, TMI, TMIT, WHY would you do that?
Comments: 4 Comments
December 9, 2009
It’s TMI Thursday!
TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.
See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
During my most recent stint as a single woman, I discovered the wonderful world of internet dating. I met lots of fun guys, who will eventually make excellent fodder for more dating disasters, but for now, [...]
Categories: TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: chapstick, Dating, dating disasters, Is that a chapstick in your pocket or are you happy to see me?, romance, things we do for love, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 14 Comments
November 2, 2009
Sometimes, reminiscing, for me anyway, is like watching a train wreck that’s about to happen. You know what’s going to happen; you’ve already lived it. But you’re helpless to stop it.
Categories: Gettin' Real, Other Life Lessons, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, emo, love, My life story, things we do for love
Comments: 9 Comments
October 28, 2009
Once upon a time, I was on the dating scene. I’ve mentioned a few of those dates er…disasters….here. This one is a brief story about Mel.
Mel was a super-popular guy in high school. Translation – he did not know I was alive. Fast forward to early adulthood, and I run into Mel at a bar. [...]
Categories: Other Life Lessons, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, dirty ho, how to lose a man, love, My life story, premarital sex, romance
Comments: 11 Comments
October 14, 2009
Ok. So enough of the Debbie Downer crap. I’m about to dazzle you with a tale of dating, buttered rolls, and french fries. This is about my date with Enzo.
Enzo was a friend of a friend, with whom I was ’set up.’ He was going through a divorce, and I told our mutual friend, Cindy, that [...]
Categories: dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, dirty ho, My life story, you wanna put what on my what for me?
Comments: 8 Comments
October 8, 2009
TMIT rules: It’s a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
So today I’m posting my inaugural “dating [...]
Categories: Gettin' Real, TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: dirty ho, losing virginity unsuccessfully, love, premarital sex, romance, things we do for love, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 16 Comments
October 1, 2009
This is a story about…let’s call her “Brynn.” And about sex. And peircings.
Categories: Guest Appearances, Other Life Lessons, TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dirty ho, emo, lip rings, love, piercings, premarital sex, rocker chick, romance, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 16 Comments
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