Archive for October, 2009
October 29, 2009
It’s TMI Thursday!
TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.
See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
In honor of several girlfriends who are about to give birth any day now, I bring you the story of Lee.
Lee was in a family way, and started feeling contractions. Since she’d had her first daughter [...]
Categories: TMIT
Tags: golden showers, premarital sex, protective eyewear, romance, the miracle of birth, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 7 Comments
October 28, 2009
Once upon a time, I was on the dating scene. I’ve mentioned a few of those dates er…disasters….here. This one is a brief story about Mel.
Mel was a super-popular guy in high school. Translation – he did not know I was alive. Fast forward to early adulthood, and I run into Mel at a bar. [...]
Categories: Other Life Lessons, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, dirty ho, how to lose a man, love, My life story, premarital sex, romance
Comments: 11 Comments
October 22, 2009
It’s that time again – TMI Thursday!
TMI Thursday is a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy TMI story about your life.
See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
I’ve been slacking. I’ve been lazy working and doing school work and using my [...]
Categories: Family, TMIT
Comments: 8 Comments
October 14, 2009
Ok. So enough of the Debbie Downer crap. I’m about to dazzle you with a tale of dating, buttered rolls, and french fries. This is about my date with Enzo.
Enzo was a friend of a friend, with whom I was ’set up.’ He was going through a divorce, and I told our mutual friend, Cindy, that [...]
Categories: dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dating disasters, dirty ho, My life story, you wanna put what on my what for me?
Comments: 8 Comments
October 12, 2009
This is going to be difficult to put a comedic spin on this, or add any wit to it at all, but I’ll do what I can. If I succeed, it’ll be a major breakthrough! So please bare with me. This one’s a bit of a downer for me. But I need to do this.
I’ve [...]
Categories: Gettin' Real
Tags: Dating, My life story, things we do for love
Comments: 16 Comments
October 9, 2009
So today, I’ve been given the opportunity to hang out on one of my favorite blogs, Pilgrim Congress. Jill Pilgrim, one of the funniest bloggers I know (I said one of; sheesh, you all are sensitive!) has flattered me by asking me to fill in today while she’s out galavanting overseas somewhere. You might remember [...]
Categories: Guest Appearances
Comments: 2 Comments
October 8, 2009
TMIT rules: It’s a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
So today I’m posting my inaugural “dating [...]
Categories: Gettin' Real, TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: dirty ho, losing virginity unsuccessfully, love, premarital sex, romance, things we do for love, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 16 Comments
October 1, 2009
This is a story about…let’s call her “Brynn.” And about sex. And peircings.
Categories: Guest Appearances, Other Life Lessons, TMIT, dating disasters
Tags: Dating, dirty ho, emo, lip rings, love, piercings, premarital sex, rocker chick, romance, TMI, TMIT
Comments: 16 Comments
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