Archive for October, 2009

Help me bring forth life, and I’ll shower you with gold

October 29, 2009

It’s TMI Thursday!
TMI Thursday — live the horror, share the shame.

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In honor of several girlfriends who are about to give birth any day now, I bring you the story of Lee.
Lee was in a family way, and started feeling contractions.  Since she’d had her first daughter [...]

A short one (no pun intended)

October 28, 2009

Once upon a time, I was on the dating scene.  I’ve mentioned a few of those dates er…disasters….here.  This one is a brief story about Mel. 
Mel was a super-popular guy in high school.  Translation – he did not know I was alive.  Fast forward to early adulthood, and I run into Mel at a bar.  [...]

What’s that ya say? I can’t hear you. I’ve got a thigh in my ear.

October 22, 2009

It’s that time again – TMI Thursday! 
TMI Thursday is a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy TMI story about your life.

 See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
I’ve been slacking.  I’ve been lazy working and doing school work and using my [...]

You wanna what my what??

October 14, 2009

Ok.  So enough of the Debbie Downer crap.  I’m about to dazzle you with a tale of dating, buttered rolls, and french fries.  This is about my date with Enzo.
Enzo was a friend of a friend, with whom I was ’set up.’  He was going through a divorce, and I told our mutual friend, Cindy, that [...]

The second time

October 12, 2009

This is going to be difficult to put a comedic spin on this, or add any wit to it at all, but I’ll do what I can.  If I succeed, it’ll be a major breakthrough!  So please bare with me.  This one’s a bit of a downer for me.  But I need to do this.
I’ve [...]

“Where you at?” I’m over here!

October 9, 2009

So today, I’ve been given the opportunity to hang out on one of my favorite blogs, Pilgrim Congress.  Jill Pilgrim, one of the funniest bloggers I know (I said one of; sheesh, you all are sensitive!) has flattered me by asking me to fill in today while she’s out galavanting overseas somewhere.  You might remember [...]

Losing it (sort of)

October 8, 2009

TMIT rules: It’s a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

See Lilu’s awesomely funny blog for more information on TMIT!
So today I’m posting my inaugural “dating [...]

Strong warning: Eat slowly until you get use to your lip piercing

October 1, 2009

This is a story about…let’s call her “Brynn.” And about sex. And peircings.