TMIT rules: It’s a post where you humiliate the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
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So here’s a story that happened a long, [...]
what might indicate that you’re just a leeeetle too into him (kinda a la “you just might be a redneck if…”):
…”Do you know where girls get this? From BOYS! So you need to take this medicine, and no drinking for 10 days or you’ll get VERY sick!”…
I live in the ghetto*. There. I said it.
*By “ghetto,” I do not in any way mean “portion of a city in which members of a minority group live.” I mean more like “an impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city.” I, for one, prefer some diversity, or “flavor,” if you will.
We [...]
Meet Eddie. Or, “Edward Kittypaws” (to me) and “Eddie the Miraculous Bringer of Fellatio” (to my husband, Marty.
When I told Marty I wanted a kitty, he was all for it. Then he realized that when I said “kitty,” I was NOT using that as a euphamism for “bi-curious bff with which to have a threesome.” [...]
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